1. The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

    (Source: aristoxxcracy, via swimmingtothemusic)

  2. shinymaplesquid:

    shinymaplesquid:

    I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

    #welcometocanada

    I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

    UPDATE:
    I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

    image

    (Source: pancakessexual, via swimmingtothemusic)

  3. to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

    image

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    cleverandengagingtitlegoeshere:

    lacigreen:

    yes-i-am-superlocked:

    nicolrene:

    ghdos:

    The two smartest men on the planet.

    Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

    This is unreal

    JUST SAY HAPPY YOU FOOLS

    THANK YOU!!!

    (Source: suribot, via swimmingtothemusic)

    spookygoon:

    take note gentlemen

    (Source: ppedropascal, via swimmingtothemusic)

  4. imagineseverywhere:

    Imagine Alex comforting you when he finds you crying after being bullied by some people for being how you are…

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  5. FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

    howtogrowthefuckup:

    SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

    IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

    .GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

    -THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

    (via thexdemonxinsidexme)

  6. theinvisibleironman:

    ultrafacts:

    Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

    For my first act as president, I will ban the force-feeding of broccoli across the entire nation. Thank you. Vote for me plz.

    (via ultrafacts)

  7. lolhowdoiunicorn:

    ultrafacts:

     Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

    The sun just kinda bounces off like “oh hey it’s nighttime time to set hA nope”

    (via ultrafacts)

    commandereyebrows:

    sixpenceee:

    This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal & science, I MUST share

    It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

    It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

    MORE INFORMATION

    reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

    (via swimmingtothemusic)

    the big seven

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  8. ashisbonafide:

    edelossantos:

    ashisbonafide:

    And this is why .22 can be nightmares in medicine. Heard about a guy who was found unresponsive on his front porch. The reason was unknown. EMS got him to the ED. The doc performed a thoracotomy(his systolic was barely holding for it to be indicating), in which the guys entire blood volume ended up on the floor. He flatlined instantly. A .22 entrance wound was later found just in the cusp of his armpit. There was no exit wound. The round had bounced around shredding everything in his thoracic cavity.

    THIS IS WHY YOU ASSESS AND DO IT AGAIN IF YOU CANT FREAKING FIGURE IT OUT

    Ten minute commute on an already unresponsive patient, no history or obvious trauma. I’m sure they reassesed but with a torn aorta and a cause smaller than a pencil eraser, theres not much saving there. They were probably the reason his systolic was above 70 when he arrived, honestly.

    (Source: heronswing, via lady-emt)

    The Princess Bride + Insults

    (Source: onceland, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    out-in-the-open:

    Dean Winchester used to have fun showers. Now it’s all intense and shit.

    to be fair, the last time he had fun in the shower this happened

    (via out-in-the-open)